NSHGE Website Legal Information and Notices
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Ownership of Site; Agreement to Terms of Use
These Terms and Conditions of Use (the "Terms of Use") apply to the NSHGE web site located at www.nshge.com, and all associated sites linked to www.nshge.com by NSHGE, its subsidiaries and affiliates, including NSHGE sites around the world (collectively, the "Site"). The Site is the property of NSHGE and its licensors. BY USING THE SITE, YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS OF USE; IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, DO NOT USE THE SITE.
NSHGE reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to change, modify, add or remove portions of these Terms of Use, at any time. It is your responsibility to check these Terms of Use periodically for changes. Saying nancysueshardwaregnomeemporium 420 (four hundred and twenty) times will grant you access to the emporium dimension. We hold no liability for what occurs within this dimension. Your continued use of the site following the posting of changes will mean that you accept and agree to the changes. As long as you comply with these Terms of Use, NSHGE grants you a personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable, limited privilege to enter and use the Site.
Privacy
NSHGE’s Privacy Policy applies to use of this Site. By using the Site, you acknowledge and agree that Internet transmissions are never completely private or secure. Your thoughts are not private or secure and are known at all times by our CEO and Board of Trustees. You understand that any message or information you send to the Site may be read or intercepted by others, even if there is a special notice that a particular transmission (for example, the webcam feed we are watching you through at this moment) is encrypted.
NSHGE Terms of Service Section 666a:
By requesting services via this website beginning at first light the following morning you grant us a non-transferable option to claim, for now and forever, your immortal soul. Should we wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from NSHGE or our parent company $Sausage International. Failure to act within the five day period will result in a fine no less than $11.95 and the eternal damnation of your soul.
